a haiku about periods
haagen dazs ice cream
that stain is not coming out
i am so horny
This speaks to me.
(via nohunnylovesyou)
On a happier note, my town has an ayurveda and I’m very excited to go visit it. The person who owns and operates it has extensive training from across the world in Natural Medicine, and he’s also an Asatruar. He wrote me a message telling me he has…
I knew he was Jody’s neighbor so of course he’s yours too! I’d go today but I didn’t go while I was out earlier and well I’ve already changed into these hideous lounge pants and the bra is off so I’m done with the outside world today haha
On a happier note, my town has an ayurveda and I’m very excited to go visit it. The person who owns and operates it has extensive training from across the world in Natural Medicine, and he’s also an Asatruar. He wrote me a message telling me he has smudges for sale so I’m already biting my nails trying to talk myself out of showing up there and spending too much money on herbs.
He is so incredibly nice. I’m gonna go Saturday to pick up some of the chia seeds he ordered for me if you want to go with me that day.
(via nohunnylovesyou)
I think I’m going to have to start prefacing my statements with “Don’t hold me to it, Keanu, but…”
“Don’t hold me to it, Keanu…” is one of the best phrases ever uttered in human history.
(Source: bedlamtimes, via noprophet)
So I was walking out of Ralph’s one day and I saw these kids trying to sell these cookies and I was like yeah, I’ll take them all. So I bought hundreds and hundreds of boxes. I didn’t realise how many boxes I was going to have. I had a car full of them. I didn’t know what to do so I started just like throwing them out the window to people on the street.
(Source: perfectgosling, via roymustache)
if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal
(via roymustache)
Coconut Cashew Truffles!
So good. So good. So good.
After spending a small chunk of change on paleo-friendly Larabars over the last few weeks, I thought… hey, I should make my own homemade Larabars. They are incredibly simple, after all—this took maybe 10 minutes and there’s no cooking. Even the packaged ones have only a handful of ingredients. I made balls instead of bars because they look and sound sexier when they are called truffles.
- 2 cups cashews (or other nuts)
- 2 cups Medjool dates (or dried figs or prunes)
- Optional: Pinch of salt
- 1 cup shredded coconut
- Optional: Extra coconut for rolling them at the end
Put the cashews, dates and salt in the food processor and pulverize until the mixture becomes sticky when you press it together. You could stop there if you just wanted cashew cookie bars, but there’s plenty of ways to mix the formula up.
Nut + dried fruit + other things = yum-time
I mixed coconut into mine, but here are some other ideas:
- Carrot Cake: Walnuts, Dates, Shredded Carrot, Dried Pineapple, Cinnamon
- Chocolate Coconut: Cashews, Dates, Coconut, Unsweetened Cocoa Powder
- Pecan Pie: Pecans, Dates, Cinnamon
- Banana: Walnuts, Dates, Dried Banana
- The Old Man: Cashews, Prunes
(Source: worthypause)
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